Please

My name is Latsyrk Senrac. I have freckles and a scowl. I reside at 2550 Park Midway Street Apt A, Cleveland Ohio 44104. Please can someone come kill me and make it look like an accident. Send an accident man. I have four children, so please don't kill me in front of them. If you send something, please put detailed instructions for me if I must do it alone and once again make it look like an accident. I appreciate any helpful response I receive.