Help

Ive been struggling with my gender identity since I was five. Man, woman, enby, queer, nothing seemed like it truly described me. Then one day i saw a cuisinart 4 slot stainless steel toaster and knew i had found myself. I now identity as ‘toaster’… secretly. Im still closeted. dont know if i should tell my peers because they might think im making a joke— I know that sometimes anti LGBTQ+ like to make jokes about people identifying as toasters, but im not. This is actually who i am. im just worried that if i tell anyone, theyll not take me seriously. What do i do???