Guy tells the talent agent, "My dog can talk."
Talent agent: "Prove it."Guy, to dog: "How does sandpaper feel?"Dog: *Rough, rough!*Guy: "What's on top of a house?"Dog: *Roof, roof!*Guy: "Who was the greatest Yankee ever?"Dog: *Ruth, Ruth!*Talent agent throws them out of his office.D... read more
Long story short, the talent agent wanted to see what we had. I bent over to pick up the ball. Next thing you know, there's a penis in my anus, it was the dog. The talent agent thought it was part of the act and decided to join in. Needless to say, we got the part.