You know what really grinds my gears? Traffic. Really people, is driving near a posted speed limit that tough? 45 minutes to drive 3 miles. Come on!

2 months ago

Fuuuuuck...I love traffic. Me, alone in my car....put on some tunes (or porn on my touch screen), pull my cock and balls out...and stroke/edge that shit.

2 months ago

I farted once I farted twice Then I farted again I will fart again tomorrow #poetry #texasfarter #emergencyfoodsupply

2 months ago