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3 days ago

I turned myself into the police today. I said “Yes, hello, I would like to turn myself in.” The police asked “What is your crime?” I said “I was walking down the street when I farted and blew the young man behind me away.” They told me that farting isn’t a crime but I said “ You may know me by my other name…I am the Texas Farter.” #texasfarter #austin #fartqueers

3 days ago