So I just had the most embarrassing experience of my life. I, um Masturbated in the morning, and I didn't notice that some of it got on my shirt. Then my mom called me downstairs like 10 minutes later, and she gestured to it. I looked down, was horrified, and played dumb. "It's probably drool from sleeping." "It doesn't look like it. It looks...sugary?" And then sHE TOUCHED IT. She TOUCHED MY-ACK WHY?! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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