When you're sick, you're supposed to get lots of sleep, right? Let your body heal while you rest? But what about when my body will not LET me sleep? What am I supposed to do then? Die?!

19 days ago

Definitely masturbation…and ZzzQuil!

17 days ago

This is not a joke, this is not some creepy comment (I know there’s a lot of those here) but seriously, watch porn. Sometimes when I can’t sleep I rub one out and it tuckers me out just enough to get that dopamine flow to nod off.

18 days ago

Take sleeping pills!

19 days ago